Great Escape or Great Kantoi

25/1/2010, Monday. Similar to other school, perhimpunan or what do we call that in english? Assembly? Hahaha :D you know me, Fazril Hazman. I refuse to cut my long hair eventhough i've been warned thousand times. So, my plan is to skip perhimpunan with my 2 friends, Joseph and Zul. My school is abit weird. Usually assembly starts right after school starts. But my school, when school starts, we have 2 periods then it's time for assembly. Whatever it is, i'm not even my complete school uniform because i don't have them with me (dahla rambut panjang, xde baju pulak tu. Kalau masuk mmg mintak kaki la dgn cikgu kan) we look at the time. TING! 9:20! TIME FOR ASSEMBLY! PEW PEW! We all run all the way to rooftop and didn't even bother if there's a prefect chasing us from behind (kalau dah takut, mmg kita lari laju dari orang lain haha :D) sampai je rooftop, OMFG! It's not only us 3 that ponteng perhimpunan. There's 6! 3 of them are us and the other 3 are from other class (mmg dah sah kantoi la ni kan haha :P) we got bored at the rooftop. Plus, it's damn hot there. So we went down to surau and planning to sleep there like we always do haha :D so, 6 of us went down the stairs going to surau. When we got there, FUH! HEAVEN! SEJUK GILA BABE! Semua mata dah berat dah like there's someone putting weight on our eyes. We always asleep then suddently, BOOM! (door slam) PEW PEW! Semua lari mcm orang gila. Tak ingat dunia dah sape kat blakang or whatever. Lari selari yang boleh sampai rooftop primary block. Sampai sana, boleh lagi gelak2 sebab kena kejar tadi. 1 of us said that it was the head prefect checking the surau if someone is there (mmg comfirm la ada orang. Kalau x, sape yang lari mcm orang gila tadi? Hahaha! :P) semua penat mcm kote. So we went to the toilet to SHI SHI and POO POO (faham2 je la maksud dia ya) but right after we reach the toilet, there's 2 prefect checking the toilet. Lari la lagi jawabnya! HAHAHAHAHA! This time, we went to rooftop again and decided to stay there all the time. Sampai rooftop, OMFG! 2 more of my classmates are there (habisla my class. Mmg wanted la) but it's okay. Kte still stay according to our plan. Lepak la kte kat atas tu, buat lawak la, mcm2 la. Then, 3 pengawas came and rush us. SEMUA LARI MCM KENA KEJAR HANTU! HAHAHAHAHAHA! From 8 of us, tinggal 6. Yang lain semua tinggal sebab lambat. So we went to the ram at the primary block because we think it's the safest spot. Sampai sana, we hang out there for about 5 minutes.

Fazril : ko rasa selamat ke kat sini? aku rasa mcm x je. dah bape kali kte kantoi tadi.

Zul : tu ah!

Iqwan : Alaa! ko rilek je laa! kte kat primary block kot! (tgh pancit)

Fazril : hmm, yelaa.

Umar : Fazril, ko tak pancit ke?

Fazril : sikit je la. asl eh?

Zul : poyo je Fazril! hahahah!

Umar : lek, ada 10 minit lagi kte pgi makan.

Then zul look at the back... WEY! TGK! ADA PENGAWAS TGH TANYA BUDAK2 PRIMARY. AKU RASA PASAL KTE DOH! We all looked and planning to run when the pengawas move abit forward. I looked up and saw another prefect coming from the above. WEY! CHOW! ADA PENGAWAS! It's a girl prefect suprisingly. We run the hell out of us until the ground floor of the primary block. OMFG! The pengawas is still chasing us! Amazing this girl can catch up with us. We had no way to go. Iqwan dah kantoi because he's to tired to run. Then i noticed the door that'll lead us to the field. We run through that door and trying to find a spot to hide. There's no spot! BECAUSE IT'S A FREAKIG FIELD IDIOTS! Hahahaha! So, we found a small place to jump. It leads us to the carpark basement. It's quite tall but who cares. As long as we're safe!

Fazril : WEY! PEGI BASEMENT DOH!

Zul : TINGGI LA SIAL!

Umar : BODOH! KO NAK LOMPAT KE NAK KANTOI?

Zul : FAZRIL MANA?!

Fazril : AKU DAH TERJUN LA BODOH!

Umar : HAHAHA! CEPAT LA BODOH!

After we all jumped down the basement, we hide behind the cars. There's alot of CCTV down there. So we have to be carefull.

Fazril : Wey, aku rasa x sedap hati doh duduk kat basement ni. Jom ar chow. Lagi 5 minit je.

Umar : Okay2 tapi mana nak pegi? Ada banyak pintu kot.

Fazril : Lek, kte cari slow2.

Zul : Jom pegi sana. Aku rasa kte kat primary punya basement ni.

We walk straight and found our cafeteria basement. When we opened the door, we saw weird stairs. We never seen this stairs before. But oh well, try our luck. When we climb the stairs, there's another door. When we open the door, we're at the ground floor. HOOORAY! JOM AR NAIK CLASS! We run like hell heading to our class. While we were running up the stairs, there's a teacher standing at the 1st floor of the stairs. We're damn tired of running again so we just surrender ourself to the teacher.

Cikgu : Apasal kamu ni? Apa masalah? Lari dari ape?

Fazril : Erm, saja je main kejar2 cikgu :D

Cikgu : Kejar2 ape sampai peluh banyak ni? Kamu skip assembly ya?

Umar : Mana ada cikgu. Kita tersalah jalan. Kita nak masuk hall tapi tersalah pintu and the door lead us to surau (bodoh punya Umar! HAHAHAHA!)

Cikgu : Apa pasal kamu ponteng assembly? Apa yang kamu takut sangat?

Fazril : Bukan apa cikgu.. Kita tak ada baju and rambut kamu panjang.

Cikgu : Tak ada baju tu bukan satu masalah. Rambut kamu? Mana ada panjang. Elok je.

Fazril : Oh? (PENDEK?! HAHAHAHAH!)

Suddently, 1 pengawas ran and saw us. Poor little girl. Sweating like hell chasing us. Then suddently, BROM BROM! BUKAN 1 JE YANG KEJA! DEKAT 10 PENGAWAS KEJAR! WTF! GILA WANTED! HAHAHAHA! They took our names and ask us to see the principal during break time. So, there we go, 8 people were sent to the office because of skipping the assembly. Our GREAT ESCAPE turned out to be GREAT KANTOI! HAHAHAHA!