Motorcycle

It's not wrong to have a motorcycle. It's a technology, vehicle used as transport in this world. Some of my friend's family are rich enough to buy their kids motorcycle. Unlike me, i don't have a motorcycle. Tapi kalau ada motor pun, beragak la! I want to warn the motorist, you do now motorcycle is small and can only fit 3 people at max! So why try to fit in 4++? -.-" i'll tell u a story about an incident that happened to me about motorcycle. Me, my gf, my bestfriend and my bestfriend's gf were having our lunch at Al-Safa. After done eating, we have nowhere to go and anyway, lately days are getting hotter and hotter. Is it the Global Warming? Or is it the heat of all our sins that we've made? HAHAHAHAH! So, we suggest that we go and hangout and Nasha's house. But before that, Nasha wants to go to Watson to buy shampoo. Everyone agrees and off we go riding Adi's motorcycle. 4 person on 1 bike. And i'm the last one sitting on the bike and there's really really no space on the bike! Fantastic isn't it? -.-" we made it to Watson and all of suddent Adi wants to buy a movie to watch together at Nasha's house. After done buying shampoo and movie, off we go. Again, 4 person riding 1 bike and i'm as usual, the last one. I wasn't ready that time because i can't sit properly. Adi then want's to cut off the road so that he doesn't have to do a U-turn to get to Nasha's house. He then RAM his bike when i wasn't ready to sit. And guess WHAT! I feel off from the bike! (tercicir la sorang budak dari moto kat tengah2 jalan tu ya) -.-" a car then honked at me. What do you expect? I got dropped off in the middle of the road! I shouted Adi's name but he didn't even bother stopping and instead, he keep on going straight -.-" MOTHAFACKA! Nasha's then laughed and at the same time, she's worried and scared because i dropped off from the bike -.-" she whacked adi's back and tell him that he left me behind. Adi then stops says..

Adi : WEYH! KO BUAT APE DOH?! CPT LA NAIK MOTO! LEMBAP LA KO NI!
Fazril : APE LANCAU WEY?! AKU DAH JATUH DARI MOTO KO BOLEH NAK MARAH2 AKU?!
Adi : Mana la aku nak tau. Ko tak ckp pun ko x ready!
Nasha : Fazril dah ckp seribu kali dah Adi. Adi je yang buat xtau! (while laughing)
Fazril : Dahla! Pgi la rumah Nasha naik moto. Aku jalan kaki -.-"

After few while..

Adi : Weh, sorry tau!
Fazril : Yelaa.
Adi : CPT LA NAIK MOTO! LAMBAP LA KO NI!
Fazril : (sigh) Yelaa yelaa!
Nasha : Adi bawak slow2 tau. Nanti tercicir lagi. HAHAHAHA!

That was the most stupid incident that ever happened to me -.-" Dahla terjatuh tengah2 jalan! Kena honk dgn kete pulak tu! AND AND, my toe is injured. PEDIH GILA! AND AMAT GELI sebab kulit ibu jari terkopek! -.-" so my advice to all the motorist, NEVER BRING MORE THAN 3 PERSON ON A BIKE! BECAUSE THERE'S NO SPACE FOR THE 4th PASSENGER TO SIT AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 4th PASSENGER WHILE THE BIKE IS MOVING! HAHAHA!

DAMN YOU ADI ASHRAF!! MOTHAFACKA!